When You Die .....

[MikeO'Kitches]

The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"

Tommy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think it's your legs".

The teacher looked at him with a surprised look on her face: "Now, Tommy, why do you think it would be your legs?"

"Well," Tommy answered, "I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night; Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was yelling, 'Oh, God, I'm coming!", If Daddy hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her for sure."

 

[PHREAK]

Good one!!
Tommy comes back from school and he sneaks out into his mom's room, he finds her pleasing herself , whispering "I want a man, i want a man". 2 hours later,Mom is looking for little Tommy, she enter his room and there he is naked, touching himself and whispering " I want a bike, i want a bike"